this post was submitted on 03 May 2024
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Risa

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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] bryan@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I honestly cannot read the fine print… 😆

[–] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe you should upscale it with ai

[–] TetraVega@lemmings.world 3 points 6 months ago

Don't worry you're not supposed to

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago
[–] wahming@monyet.cc 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

* If the first phaser shot doesn't kill, we promise a second one within 2 hours, no extra charge!

[–] neo@feddit.de 2 points 6 months ago

**If you are on a budget, ask us about our Disruptor Plans™ and save a lot of money with only a bit of suffering.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 6 months ago

Your widow will have all of her needs taken care of

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So, like, get beamed on a planet and eaten by the monster of the week?