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Don't read the fine print.
(startrek.website)
I honestly cannot read the fine print… 😆
Maybe you should upscale it with ai
Don't worry you're not supposed to
* If the first phaser shot doesn't kill, we promise a second one within 2 hours, no extra charge!
**If you are on a budget, ask us about our Disruptor Plans™ and save a lot of money with only a bit of suffering.
Oof. 😆
Your widow will have all of her needs taken care of
So, like, get beamed on a planet and eaten by the monster of the week?
The dream!
Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.