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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by HexaSnoot@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago

Okay this is a weird question for several reasons but basically #1 rule is that missing out on having sex with someone is not a big deal, if consent is not enthusiastic and obvious just err on the side of not getting it on. Unfortunately difficult to convince young people who haven't had much sex of the truth of this, but whatever. Rule #2 is be honest and don't lead people on. Of course this one will be broken because people are dicks but whatever it has to be said.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

Watch out for any guy advertising his un-vaxxed loads on craigs list.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Don't fuck anyone that hasn't charged their JO crystal recently

[-] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

What, is this for you or your friend? What are you gonna do, lecture your friend the information you're presented with here?

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

sitting my friend down on the couch and ceremoniously unfurling the Scroll of Horn Dog Rules to intone at them

[-] HexaSnoot@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Both. They asked me for advice if I had any. Turns out I need that advice too.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

God I hope not

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

My friend wants to have sex with more people

Hey me too! Maybe you should introduce us to each other.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

“With more people” implies they’re already doing that with some people. So… just apply the same standards, but to more people.

[-] Othello@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

tell them that when you have casual sex with someone you still owe them the same courtesy, consideration, and transparency about your intentions as you would in a less casual relationship.

[-] panned_cakes@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Always keep a GPS tracker in the buttplug so your friends can assure your safety

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