Okay, if you want that, you, Hempstead town, have to pay for all the roads in NYC. And I don’t just mean the cost of paving them, I mean the land value.

Oh what’s that? You can’t afford to spend that much money so you can drive your precious pavement princess? Yeah neither than the city you fucking morons, take the fucking train or better yet don’t go into the city at all, stay in fucking Hempstead.

On what fucking grounds are they suing? What right do they have to dictate how the City runs itself? This lawsuit had better be thrown the fuck out.

Also, is there anything redeemable on Long Island at all? I've long thought it would probably be best to cleanse it with fire after the revolution. (The people can leave, with the caveat that cops aren't people.)

Building as many redundant railyards as possible over the outskirts of Houston

Maglev testing range enveloping Phoenix

Converting the tech HQs in Sunnyvale into railcar assembly lines

Fucking up New Jersey and Florida as much as possible in general

This is the same town that has a bus terminal across the street from the railroad, but doesn’t correlate the bus schedules with the train schedules. So when you take the train there, there’s no way to go anywhere else without waiting 30 minutes for a bus. And if you try to leave town, your bus will reach the station 5 minutes after the train leaves. Transit is not their strength.