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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 52 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Having imported ladybugs into a greenhouse for the express purpose of exterminating aphids, I can tell you with certainty that they’re kinda dumb. A leaf completely coated with aphids will see 4 plucked and obliterated by mandibles, and 50 ignored, only to search for more distant prey. The buffet is right there, why are you searching for scraps beneath it?

But there’s nothing quite like seeing the little shits disappear into an organic shredder, clawing desperately, fruitlessly at survival. I fucking despise aphids.

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 11 points 6 months ago

God those guys are stupid. I've seen one literally having an aphid on its head and ignoring it.

But seeing them "hunting" is actually kind of scary, I almost feel bad for the aphids.

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Listen to that birdsong, so beautiful!"

"Hey, wanna fuck?" "Anybody up for fucking?" "Somebody please suck my bird dick!"

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I think that every time I hear the frogs go off.

"Pick me! PICK ME!

"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me..."

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago
[–] Tyoda@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago

tbh that only makes them better. Aphids can go suck it. but not literally. please stop sucking.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ladybug DOOM music intensifies

[–] TIMMAY@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] midori@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

BOOOOMMMM (Grynewaht)

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 10 points 6 months ago

Yeah, watching ladybugs is actually even better because of that

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

I wish we got ladybugs here. All we get is Asian beetle lookalikes and they are straight from hell.

[–] wafflez@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

•________•

-mom

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago

Gotta agree with the ladybugs here, tho.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

Aphid poop ruined my car. They get what they deserve. #TeamLadybug