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The fuck is wrong with you people
Fight me. (ง’̀-‘́)ง
I’m pretty sure this is a federal crime.
MFW, I order Fr*nch Vanilla, but I get Vanilla 🅱️ean. 🤢
Now this is a content I've 🫘 waiting for!
For years my wife made fun of my folder of memes that was all random bean posts. Now who’s laughing! 🫘
Buy low, sell high!
Is there OutOfTheLoop on here?
nostupidquestions is the de facto OOTL: https://lemmy.world/post/1006532
Or to kbin: https://kbin.social/m/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world/t/134896/Why-is-my-home-feed-nothing-but-beans
Complete and total seriousness and unrelated to Lemmy, my wife made brownies but instead of the usual brownie mix she made them with baked beans. She finished it with chocolate chips on top.
The result was delicious but my mind was screaming that this is wrong. It looked like a brownie but it tasted like beans.
I decided on a thank you, it is delicious, and I hate it.
Jesus christ. I love beans as much as the next guy, but that imagery just made my stomach turn.
It might be good.
I'm preggo and I'm getting adventurous.
I went to a festival on the coast and got some spicy chinesw chili oil with local herbs and it's straight fucking fire on vanilla ice cream
Congrats in advance on the baby. They’re a lot of work but usually worth it in the long run.
usually
Actually tried this with sweet beans. Wasn’t too bad actually - although a few spoonfuls was enough.
I would totally try this. I think warm beans and then pour them over ice cream. Let it melt a bit and then some salty bean juice mixed with the sweet. Yes I need
Ever had red bean ice cream? Looks about like this, but of course the beans are more embedded in the ice cream.
That is one relevant username.
I’m like, really nice IRL 🥺👉👈
You crazy people!!! Don't you know that too many beans make you unable to hold your poop for 3 days???
Now that is some solid content 🫘
Honestly, I had worse
Bean is the new strawberry.
So it's beans now? The dastardly agenda we must push.
"The bean bots are coming! The bean bots are coming!"
"Son... the bean bots are not coming. They have ARRIVED."
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