this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.

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[–] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.

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[–] Cagi@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

OP said worst. That's the best.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices

[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.

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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Child actors in an elevator.

[–] SquishyPandaDev@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago

Might be my favorite bottle episode

The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.

[–] ipacialsection@startrek.website 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.

[–] _NetNomad@kbin.run 24 points 1 year ago

young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally

[–] podperson@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Riker and the boys go to Vegas.

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Data listens to a deck of cards.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.

That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.

e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”

[–] erev@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

riker shows a genderqueer person it's okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.

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[–] Hackworth@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Picard learns to play the flute.

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[–] octesian@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Peple talk past eachother until they don't.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

He said "an" episode, not every episode

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Security chief dies of contract negotiations.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Picard explains why his post-scarcity techno-utopia can't give medicine to bronze-age dirt farmers and gets Shinzo Abe'd.

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago

Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The gang visits Sherwood Forest

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[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Abraham Lincoln drops a hard R.

[–] mrbn@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.

This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."

Iowa man hauls grain, becomes involved in a minor diplomatic incident. Meanwhile, someone else on the ship wonders if he's fated to become his own ancestor.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Riker ghosts a three-fingered lady and the military arrests him.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Famous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.

[–] LarkinDePark@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Criminal engineer whines about his imprisonment for espionage even though it was done in the most humane way without even ageing him, abuses wife and daughter on release.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

[–] Kory@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

A crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.

A boy wants to be like Data.

Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Zombie. Vulcans.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A dive, a sex dungeon, and a junkyard are important stops on the way to a wedding. Two men both want to make their baby wet.

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Turns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B'ellana is because the show couldn't afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Mark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood

[–] garrett@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Riker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.

Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".

[–] buycurious@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

The incel nerd guy is a victim of a data breach.

[–] hendu@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Janeway and Paris get it on.

[–] Stampela@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

Alternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.

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