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[–] rocknrollmachine@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

[–] dabnpits@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

[–] Heisenburner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm 40% Futurama references

[–] Gort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My manwich!

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

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[–] xylene@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.

[–] rabbit_wren@lemmy.click 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

[–] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

[–] klangcola@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[–] Jaxia@toast.ooo 3 points 1 year ago

For no raisin

[–] Calvin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

[–] sczlbutt@lemmy.pubsub.fun 2 points 1 year ago

Good news everyone!

[–] andobando@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

[–] ryan213@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

Good news, everyone!

[–] joeygibson@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

[–] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[–] attero@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago
[–] punkideas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

To shreds, you say?

[–] Rukmer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

[–] FancyManacles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] VizualWarrior@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] owatnext@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

[–] MerrickGreen@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

I'm 40% (insert thing)

[–] yuun@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

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[–] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

[–] HaphazardFinesse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All I know is, my gut says "maybe"

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[–] tox_solid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

[–] Leer10@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

[–] LUlsas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Fun on a bun.

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

[–] Awa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You win again gravity.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

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