Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

I'm 40% Futurama references

https://youtu.be/LpOIPb1_aCU

My manwich!

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

For no raisin

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

Good news everyone!

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

Good news, everyone!

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

To shreds, you say?

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

To shreds, you say?

Shut up baby, I know it!

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

I'm 40% (insert thing)

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

Assie!

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

Fun on a bun.

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.