Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
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You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
I'm 40% Futurama references
My manwich!
What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
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So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
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She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
For no raisin
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
Good news everyone!
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
Good news, everyone!
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.
To shreds, you say?
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
I'm 40% (insert thing)
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
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Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
Assie!
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
Fun on a bun.
She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
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