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Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
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Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
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Shut up, Baby. I know it!
Good news, everyone!
Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That and the blackjack and hookers
I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
Good news everyone!
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
just practicing my stabbing!
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
Is used daily
I get it!
Ohhh...now I get it.
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
"...but I am already in my pajamas..."
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
To shreds, you say‽
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
"The Original Party Worm"
Wiggity wam wam wozzle!
I'm gonna go lay down...
Oo oo
I'm having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
This is my go to as well.
What day is today?
It's Leela's birthday!
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure