Which Futurama line(s) do you find yourself quoting for no raisin? (lemmy.world)

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with blackjack and hookers

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[-] dynamicperson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Change places!

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[-] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

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[-] BoiledOats142@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

[-] Cameli_Hostis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

[-] maniajack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

[-] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

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[-] yuun@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

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[-] ryry1985@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Shut up, Baby. I know it!

[-] CaptManiac@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Good news, everyone!

[-] flint5436@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

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[-] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

[-] slashzero@hakbox.social 1 points 1 year ago

I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

[-] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

[-] MeatCastle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

And "Good news! It's a suppository!

[-] Xenxs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Good news everyone!

[-] Pee_on_tech@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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[-] tox_solid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

[-] Restaldt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

[-] sunnytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

just practicing my stabbing!

[-] gonewriting@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

[-] emptyother@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

[-] fryday@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

[-] Roko@lemmy.click 1 points 1 year ago

I get it!

[-] Awa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ohhh...now I get it.

[-] Vaggumon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."

[-] 0101010001110100@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

[-] C126@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

[-] minishoemaze@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

[-] The_Sourcerer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

[-] featurecreature@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

[-] joeygibson@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

To shreds, you say‽

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

[-] Sergio@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago

"The Original Party Worm"

[-] Darkwraith@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wiggity wam wam wozzle!

I'm gonna go lay down...

[-] Discoslugs@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

This is my go to as well.

[-] RoyRogersMcFreely@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago

What day is today?

[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's Leela's birthday!

[-] lhx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.