I lost it at "Herobrine"
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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Omg that's so me
There's no way this isn't satire--- this guy is literally calling himself Hitler, but worse. I don't even know who half of these are but if they're anything like the other half then this guy is seriously fucked up.
Yea its satire dude literally named all the edgelord/incel favorites.
What's wrong with Junko, Waltuh, Herobrine, Tyler and Travis?
/s
Junko Enoshima gave the order for unlimited genocide on my extended family and sent them to prison camps, where they were they forcefully sold meth by a crony prison operation from Walter White. Herobrine then went into my house and deleted my minecraft world (unforgivable!). Can't speak for the last two.
Lmao, wait a minute when did Junko have camps? It was a school, not camps.
Tyler was anti-capitalist/anti-consumerist and just blew up some economic buildings, Travis wanted to eradicate crime and prostitution so nothing wrong with them as far as I remember.
It's not like Herobrine is anything but creepy.
Griffith is literally a r*pist. This person should not be allowed in public.
Guts would have been an acceptable edgelord answer as well, but they had to pick Griffith.
Do not hurt my Gutsy boy, he's just a lil rough around the edges what with the
but he's working on it!!!spoiler
child murder and all,
Guts realized he is a cringe edgelord and actively tries to change so edgelords prefer griffith.
Really Berserk is the damn best manga out there, but to identify with any of the characters is just ehhhhhh. Well, except (early) Puck.
Libs are usually most like Adon, and when scratched tend to range from Gambino to Wyald.
I relate strongly to Guts in no small part due to his victimization at a young age, and the glimpses of positive masculinity he does show I find inspiring.
But, as indicated in the spoiler below... it's definitely suspect if you really relate to Guts.
Spoilered event was kinda accident iirc, though he should expect something when someone as unsubtle as him was ordered to stealthy assassinate someone. Which leads us to another shitty face of Griffith, which was noticed even by some regular soldiers fighting the brutal 100 year war - he basically made his mercenary band out of kids which soon landed on full personality cult of him.
Oh and also how i could miss another favourite liberal selfinsert - the infamous Rapehorse.
Swiper literally steals stuff from a little girl
At least they didn’t say Alex from A Clockwork Orange.
Least edgelord twitter user
We get it, you're broken.
And now the guy who replied with all these names makes me go "wow, literally me"
14 or 40 effect
I’m surprised he didn’t put the main guy from A Clockwork Orange on his list. Starting with Patrick Bateman is definitely telling…
He also thankfully didn't put Homelander, Gus and Deadpool since they are also frequently put in ''literally me''. But he also didn't put Ryan Gosling which is worrying.
Ryan gosling was in the Barbie movie, he’s dead to this guy
Wait, what’s wrong with Ryan Gosling?
It's a red flag that he forgot Ryan Gosling, he is a must for every literally me list.
Nimona, she literally me fr fr
Anton Chigur isn't even a character he's written to be a force of nature what do you even identify with besides having a shitty haircut
The psychotic and sick desire to murder people with impunity.
I love how Amanda's name is censored but not in the reply.
At least there are female literally me characters such as Junko, Kim Wexler, Monaca, Wednesday, Harley Quinn, Himiko Toga, Asuka and many others
Not-so-fun fact: Rick Sanchez was possibly created with the same name as the news anchor Rick Sanchez (from CNN and RT) deliberately to hide him in the internet. Rick Sanchez himself made a video about this. He found a video made by an RM creator before RM creation in which there is a news transmission with an anchor called Rick Sanchez, showing that the creators of RM knew who him was before creating RM.