I know Aperture Labs is portrayed as horribly corrupt and unethical when compared to real-life science, but I feel like this is better than real companies because it's doing exactly the same thing but with full transparency.

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's how I feel about every billboard in GTA V. I get that they're supposed to be over-the-top parodies but they just seem like the same thing we have IRL with a little more honesty

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Great. Now I have the Giggle Cream jingle stuck in my head.

[–] ryo 4 points 5 months ago

This just randomly comes up in my brain sometimes too.

It makes desserts funny.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I do like that shade of gay

[–] 737@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 months ago

I might give their human testing program a try.

[–] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 5 months ago

"You may be thinking, "I'm a straight cis male" but you should remember, $60 is $60." — Cave Johnson, probably

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

"I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, for the people who are still alive." GlaDOS

Aww, it's nice that their company isn't all rainbow capitalism, that they are putting their money where their mouth is by funding research into reducing the suicide rate among the queer community...

...hmm?; What's that?

...n...no... *glances at GlaDOS* ...no...