Yea. : palestine

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Nowadays people in the imperial cities would be like:

"Okay, but why didn't Luke Skywalker condemn the rebellion tho? The empire has every right to protect its settlements."

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You don't understand, Alderaan had terrorist hospitals

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Empire also literally doubletapped Alderaan, ambushing whomever came to confirm or help.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

🤣

[+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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[–] caveman@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

Haha this is truly amazing!

But did he condemn Hamas?

[–] Lurker123@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Idk why the movies cut out the part where the empire sent semen retrieval droids to the wreckage of the Death Star.

[+] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

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[+] Manos@lemm.ee -14 points 5 months ago (5 children)

But did Luke shove knives into captive women's vaginas?

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This has been thoroughly debunked as Israeli army propaganda., 2.

The real question you should be asking, is if the empire told you that Luke did that, why do you believe it?

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Luke certainly didn't spread false and disgusting propaganda in support of imperial genocide.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

But did you shove one too many crayons up your nose?

[–] eponymous_anonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, he did not. Luke didn’t start the war, that’s the literal plot of Andor. And, by the way, Cassian Andor is not a good person, the show and movie both make that quite clear. He is a protagonist, yes, and, in my opinion, at his core a good man; but he and those he assists do some terrible things in the name of freedom.

And Luke gets dragged into it when jackbooted thugs burn his home, kill his family, and eventually take one of his hands.

How many innocent Palestinian children’s stories does that man’s path parallel? There are thousands of orphans, thousands of underage amputees currently not getting enough to eat, and still you call for more punishment. Shame on you. Down with the Empire. Long live the Rebellion.

[–] OurToothbrush@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

IDK andor seems pretty alright. Good and pleasant are not the same.

Palestine

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