I'll name him... Sticky!

You know plenty of people just wouldn't stomp theirs, so there'd be giant sperms flopping around all over the place.

Actually... another cooming session won't hurt, will it?

We gonna need a bigger tissue....

And lots of them!

This would require a...uh...you should pardon the expression...re-tooling...to really make it work.

Just imagine it wriggling through your vas defrens and into your urethra.