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This, followed by the instant diarrhea spell is a fatal combo if not properly countered
Jokes on you, I don’t wear socks hah!
moist socks appear from the ether and strap themselves to your feet
Further joke on you when I like that feel ^ . ^
you deserve to be trapped in a particularly hellish demiplane
Jokes on you when I take you with me 👹
I cast "lego-under-foot"
Nice try! I'm in my slippers!
It appears inside your slipper 😈
Jokes on them my socks are always wet.
jokes on you the spell has a conditional effect when the socks are already wet and turns the socks into water!
For real, Prestigitation is the best spell in a wizard's arsenal.
If you're not using spells creatively to punch above your power level, you're a shit wizard.
And by creatively I mean solve all your problems by shitting people's pants.
i was so sure you were going to say casting fireball instead of shitting people's pants
That is sometimes the result of Fireball
During and after college I worked out of a marina mostly wearing waders. My feet and socks were permanently damp for a solid five years.
To this day I value dry, warm socks on my feet.
This actually worked IRL on me, a huge drip of water splashed directly onto my sock when I was pouring myself a glass 😱
a taste of my power
Toxoplasmosis is great and all but would you rather enjoy lil cat guys or have wet ass socks smh
I live in a 100% humidity area, this is a permanent debuff 😩😩😩😩
Sometimes if my feet get too hot , ill splash a little water on my socks to cool off, hopefully this answers your question. Both please
can i have normal moist-ish feet socks tho
My daughter cats this every night at bath time
Dark magic...
Frieren level shenanigans
I'd rather that than have molten socks cast on me
They tend to harden after a little while!
I have reynaud's.
You have no power over me.