Bah. I've felt worse looking in the mirror most mornings! Your attempts are nothing against the horrors my own mind may make!
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2024
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Curses! A counterspell!
I summon the spirit of Guillaume le Million
I cast Power Word: Erectile Dysfunction
I see your cast and counter with Power Word: Premature Ejaculation
War truly is hell
Is it like an instant effect or a permanent curse? Cause of it's the former that's just a good time
Power Word: Cum will give the instant release but the premature ejaculation cast will result in a hundred ruined orgasms or you get a refund on your scroll.
I'd let daddy Balgruff do anything he wants to me 🥵
Haha! Now I perceive my former manboobs as pert and my former beer belly as our love child. Kiss kiss. Now stop with your silly magic play and come and put that shelf up like I've been asking for the last five weeks. Then we'll go to the garden centre and you can help me get those planters and pick out some pretty flowers for the path in the back, which you promised you would pressure wash this weekend after you mow the lawn, remember?