vegetable commits many crimes

Japanese man gets into fist fights with every criminal organization in his country for plot reasons. And wins.

farm boy gets pointy ears to make a mess and then just leaves

colonial iceman sacrifices ally, wages war and talks with himself

telepaths vs sociopaths

arranged marriage runaway gets stuck in infernal bureaucracy

holy thief gets cucked by holy mariner with holy architect

Man pisses off god, gets turned into small demon child.

Guy/Gal join group of white haired secret organization to fight against various divinities and ghost of a long lost past. Ends up saving the universe from nihilistic bird in the process.

Cartoon addiction combines with superpower to stop war

Music: pretentious hermit writes metal that's "too grandiose and complex to perform live" (it ends up getting performed live and sells out the venue five times in a single weekend) (Ayreon)

Game: WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE FLYING EYES‽‽‽ (Terraria)

Space Mom and Space Dad are fighting again and the kids are getting sick of their shit.

Game developer removes the logout button & makes his hardware literally kill people and calls both a feature

Teenager eats a mummy, fights ghosts then a bunch of people die.