for anyone else who is curious, it's the first one

TOLEDO, OH (WTOL) - A Toledo woman is out of the hospital after her son stabbed her over a cheeseburger at an apartment building in the 400 block of West Bancroft in central Toledo around 1 a.m. Friday.

Police arrested 18-year-old Aaron Dean. He has been charged with one count of felonious assault after an initial court appearance Friday morning.

Police say Dean choked and stabbed his mom because she didn't bring him a cheeseburger.

Dean's mother says when she walked in her front door her son asked her where was his food. "And I'm like 'boy you just sat there and ate.' He's like 'you can't bring none in here without bringing me something to eat.' So, he just smacked my burger out of my hand and then we got to fighting."

There could have been a stabbing in place called Cheeseburger.

You can very easily decide. 2, 4, and 5 are outlandish and incredibly unlikely, and 3 isn't newsworthy.

The most likely choice is 1, by an enormous margin, and guess what, that's exactly which one it was!

Cheeseburger on Cheeseburger crime sure is a shame

This website is the only one with memes that make me actually laugh out loud. Well done sir and/or ma'am 😜

Can confirm - Toledo folks/cheeseburgers will do all of the above without thinking twice. 🔪🍔

It's a "~~click here~~ continue to watch" kind of title, meant less to inform and more to increase their profits by exposing you to more advertising revenue while you puzzle it out.

Someone with the last name Cheese, stabbed someone with the last name Burger.