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[–] makeasnek@lemmy.ml 164 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

They want to ban porn in the entire country, it's all a part of #project2025. They also want to ban abortions. And being gay in public. And completely break the separation of church and state. Don't sit this election out. https://defeatproject2025.org/

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh ho ho, not just in public my friend

[–] prayer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

If you can't be gay in public then you can't be gay at all. That's literally just forcing you to remain in the closet.

[–] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

How is this not the top fucking comment??

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 130 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Twenty-nine gigs?!? My brother in christ, that's barely even a Thursday. Are you ok? Do you need a VPN?

[–] Blass_Rose@pawb.social 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's what I was thinking! Mine is over half a TB at this point!

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Half??????

If you aren't in the realm of TB, you need serious help

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Of course they need help. I'm seeding as best I can!

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[–] Blass_Rose@pawb.social 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, I caused a massive problem when I accidentally filled the drive completely, so I've been a little more conservative while I shop for a larger HDD. Thinking of getting a 20TB HDD so I don't have to have 4 different drives plugged into my computer. (I remember when my 3TB drive was considered crazy big...)

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I have 4 different drives, 1 3tb HDD, a 2 TB SSD, and two (actually just one but partitioned) 150 GB and 300 GB SSD.

And obviously, the 150 GB is for my windows, and everything else got porn

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[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Oh wow that must be like 40-60 videos? You can last for ... days!

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Depending on when the collection was amassed. If it's 90's digital porn quality then that amount could last for decades.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This could cause some weird issues down the line though.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago
[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I guess so. But I prefere my titties to be made up by more then 32 pixels.

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Videos, images, gifs, literary erotica, audios... Some of them weigh more than others.

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[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, (O)OP is such a rookie they probably call it Homework, which is a well-known trick. The correct stealth strategy is a directory called linux_malware_test_vm_imgs containing archives such as

clamav_analysis_cumulative.tar
CVE-2022-4907_ffmpeg_backdoor.tar
CVE-2024-3094_xz_backdoor.tar
CVE-2024–2961_php_24yo_chinese_string_insertion.tar
gimp_2022-11-01_trojan.tar
löve2d_hump_bundle.tar
löve2d_pölygamy_crash.tar
löve2d_yaoui.tar
malwarebytes_tarball_anal.tar
qt_vuln_sql_6.3.0.tar
tcp_heading_segment_length_handling_overflow.tar
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Back in the 90s I had a Zip disk labeled homework with porn on it. My little brother had a similar disk, but he kept it in his underwear drawer and got caught. Then our dad locked down our AOL accounts. I didn't find this fair, so I installed a keylogger, grabbed my dad's password, and unlocked my account.

My parents were not amused when I told them about this 20 years later when I found out my dad was still using the same password for his wifi.

[–] Obonga@feddit.de 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nice. Proud of you, keep it up.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

That's the idea.

[–] Hardened4416@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 5 months ago

You have an entire drive dedicated to pr0n ? Well, my humble collection is 1.1TB and it accounts for 3weeks, 3 days and 22 hours of continuing watching. Data hoarding and porn additions combine in a sort of cocktail combo...

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would bet these fucking assholes go on and blame "tHe LeFt" for this in their entirely Republicans run states.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They probably claim pornhub deserves it for hosting trans porn.

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[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 20 points 5 months ago (7 children)

I'm so pissed. I organized all my favorite porns in an encrypted folder and thought it would be funny to use a hilarious password (that I've never used before). Then a week pass and I need to unlock the folder For Academic Purposes and realized I has COMPLETELY FORGOT THE PASSWORD! I've been trying for a month now with no success. FML. I got some personal stuff in there too.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Use a password manager bro

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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Try "homework"

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[–] glorious_puffy@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Rookie numbers

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

mine is almost entirely images, and it's like 50GB.

You gotta pump up those numbers homie.

Also it's manually sorted, get fucked.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

nah, furry porn

[–] cows_are_underrated@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 5 months ago (7 children)

I hate to say it, but Reddit is great for porn too.

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[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 16 points 5 months ago

Getting your masturbatory material from pornhub is for normies. Real degenerates are home free on account of the relative obscurity of our sources.

[–] olicvb@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not a resident of the US, is it just PH? 'Cause that just means it'll get lower visits and other sites will be promoted up instead. So ultimately a useless law?

Edit: So not just ph, cool good luck enforcing that throughout the internet

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[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 4 months ago

Nothing says land of the free like porn being illegal in half the states.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 months ago

You think those preppers were just storing water bottles and bullets?

Nah man. They gotta be self sufficient. Of course they are stocking chicken chokers, noodle floggers, and meat beaters.

[–] sga@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I usually do not comment but i was weirded out with the file count (i know it is just a meme, and not serious, but lets assume that), then average file size is

28.9*1024MiB/14690 = 2.014540504MiB

(this assumes it is a standard windows install where windows counts in binary system, and represents with decimal units, but even if it actual GBs and GiBs, the error is small)

lets assume it is 144p (i usually watch yt at that), and lets assume you have it all in great cpu AV1, and lets take a typical yt bitrate at that quality (and lets assume its video only) 100 kbps

then average duration of a file is

2.014540504*1024*8kb/100kbps = 165.0311581s

so that is a little less than 3 mins (assume video bitrate stays constant throughout, which is definitely not true but easy to calculate)

and just for completeness, lets calculate the amount of total time to "watch'm all"

165.0311581*14690/(60*60*24) = 28.05911704

so that is a little over 28 days (i was expecting less, but then again, just a meme)

Edit: i left out the possibility of images, if that is the case, it is technically 0 time, but at the same time, a good JXL 2 MiB image is pretty good quality

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me, what resolution do you watch YouTube in?

[–] sga@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

see when i started viewing youtube (2018-19), i had poor internet connectivity, and naturally started with 1080p, but my stream would stutter, so i started to decrease quality 1080>720>540 and so on), at same time, i started to watch stuff at higher and higher speed (normal is 2.3x for me now), and i realized i was not getting anything more by watching at higher res (i increase it to 360-480 sometimes if there is very small font, but rare), so i naturally grew to watch stuff at 144p, now i have good enough connection to watch maybe smooth 2x 4k (sometimes i get 200 Mbps) all the time, but never feel the need to do it (i have set mpv, yt-dlp, all my other video players, to have default res of 144 (or whatever the lowest they serve))

until last year, i used to watch youtube with "3gpp", they used to serve at 144x192 (so 4x3) at ~7fps, which at the usual speeds i watched, seemed pretty good (audio bitrate was roughly 15-20kbps), and was legitimately sad when they stopped doing that, i could no longer have a 10 min video under 5 MiB (with audio)

I used to maintain an archive of content i liked which was almost exclusively self compressed low bitrate x265, and only recently have started to save 720p-1080p (still plan to compress most to 720p AV1 at reasonable bitrates

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

This world has a lot of people in it

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

Nowadays people find it strange i watch stuff at 480p but below 360p is too low even for me. Interestingly i have really good eye sight but 480p doesnt bother me.

[–] LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

ROFL, My home state, doesn't have me sweating in the slightest. I've got a 1TB of porn on the second hard drive and more in the form of pictures as well as GIFs.

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

That's a pretty small "homework" folder.

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Less than 30gigs? Do you have only two flicks?

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

As an avid porn user, I can't remember the last time I went to pornhub for any reason.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

29gb of porn? Did you just discover the internet fucking yesterday?

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 4 points 5 months ago

Blue states and blue ball states.

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