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submitted 3 months ago by Shadow@lemmy.ca to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 58 points 3 months ago

They ain't in Hell. They're just so hidden that not even Death finds them. (Death doesn't know the "shake the food bowl to make your cat resurface from wherever she was" trick.)

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 53 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You can't do pspsps without lips.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

well aCkTwAlLy in ventriloquism you replace the bilabial plosives with an alveolar or velar approximant, curving a "d" or a "g" sound to sound like a "p".

I can get it kinda close using the root of my tongue on my soft palate, not that I've done any vent stuff in a long while.

Does Death have a tongue, though?

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Ask his wife!

[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

Doesn’t work when the bedsheets are fresh. My cat is extremely food motivated, but when the sheets are fresh he’ll stay in my bed even when he’d get treats

[-] The25002@lemmings.world 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Welcome to Heaven! Here's your harp!

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 3 months ago

"Here's your accordion."

hands over a screaming cat

[-] Melt@lemm.ee 20 points 3 months ago
[-] Skua@kbin.earth 23 points 3 months ago

The ultimate warm spot

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

I don't know enough about cats to dispute that.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

There's also the cat-women on the moon

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Sounds like you got that GOOD acid! Care to share? 😄

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Sounds delightfully bizarre 😄

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It's that kind of movie i would have loved to see John Waters' take on the script, especially if Divine starred in it .

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Down, Down, Down to Meowphisto's Cafe.

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