They ain't in Hell. They're just so hidden that not even Death finds them. (Death doesn't know the "shake the food bowl to make your cat resurface from wherever she was" trick.)
You can't do pspsps without lips.
well aCkTwAlLy in ventriloquism you replace the bilabial plosives with an alveolar or velar approximant, curving a "d" or a "g" sound to sound like a "p".
I can get it kinda close using the root of my tongue on my soft palate, not that I've done any vent stuff in a long while.
Does Death have a tongue, though?
Ask his wife!
Doesn’t work when the bedsheets are fresh. My cat is extremely food motivated, but when the sheets are fresh he’ll stay in my bed even when he’d get treats
Welcome to Heaven! Here's your harp!
Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.
"Here's your accordion."
hands over a screaming cat
The cats are on the Sun
The ultimate warm spot
I don't know enough about cats to dispute that.
There's also the cat-women on the moon
Sounds like you got that GOOD acid! Care to share? 😄
Sure, here you go
Sounds delightfully bizarre 😄
It's that kind of movie i would have loved to see John Waters' take on the script, especially if Divine starred in it .
Down, Down, Down to Meowphisto's Cafe.
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