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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 170 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Isn't this just that "boofing" that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What's the problem?

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago

I'm pretty sure this was consensual.

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My client is not gay. My client is a straight man.

[–] nuggsy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Does he have relationships with men and sex with women?

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 131 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 116 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago

Dinner with a show, what's not to love!?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 101 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Can't even keister a margarita in public anymore, what's the world come to?

[–] jayk@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

because of WOKE

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 61 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ffs, have the tiniest goddamn sliver of class people.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 134 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Right? The butt funnel goes to the right of the plate

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?

[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's all the fuss about? Who hasn't butt-chugged a pitcher of margaritas at a Mexican restaurant?

Nobody else? Just me and the lady in the article?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Casa Bonita special: just $9.99 all you can butt chug!

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

The episode writes itself

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I put the one in my town out of business with that deal.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 40 points 4 months ago

Show me the policy that states all drinks must be taken orally!

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes those Margarita taste like shit.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I guess it's a good thing she didn't have to taste it, then.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago

Butt chugging doesn't require taste buds. Chugging of the butt does require them.

[–] HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

Only one way to find out. Shots shots shots

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The funnel gets 86'd

What does this mean?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

86 is shorthand for "removed from the menu" or similar.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've always heard and used it in the context of removing a person from somewhere.

I.e. kicking someone out of a bar

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I've also heard it used almost exclusively in terms of "getting rid of someone/something from where it currently is", most commonly "86 that thought/idea" in place of "forget that" or similar

Turns out it originally is from food menus

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

I always heard it as "8 miles out, 6 feet under" I.e murdered and body dumped ages away.

Im actually really surprised no one else mentioned that one

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

It's always been from restaurants as far as I remember. I've only ever heard it in restaurant contexts; i.e. "we're 86 French fries" or something like that.

[–] elxeno@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago

Keep it in the bedroom kids!

[–] RandomGuy79@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Of course it's in fucking waycross

[–] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 10 points 4 months ago

Close to Florida, but still not IN Florida. Which is what I was expecting.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

Do... Do you think she got a brain freeze?

[–] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn’t it be “up her butt” now down? 🍋‍🟩

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Gotta gravity feed with liquids in an open system like a funnel. An enema bag is a system you can apply pressure to regardless of gravity, so up or down with it. And then there's solid things, which get taken in also regardless of gravity and are why you need a flared base; anything without one is just a suppository.

[–] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 9 points 4 months ago

Wow, tysm! TIL! 🍑

[–] signor@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

how would she boof rocks

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 4 months ago

Obviously it has to be frozen.

[–] waz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Frozen, or in-the-rumps?

[–] sunzu@kbin.run 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I really don't see an issue here tbh in the grand scheme of things.

At least they ate living their best lives it seems... I can't hate it.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Word. Everyone here is jelly that they don't have an SO that can plug a margarita into their butt.

[–] sunzu@kbin.run 1 points 4 months ago

You are being very specific here...

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

That's one way to paint an Atlas

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Perhaps one of them was doing a handstand at the time?