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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Teenage mutant ninja…boars.

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

snort say youwr pwayers

[–] absentthereaper@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Radfauna. Fantastic. The Falloutification of the planet begins with the boars.

[–] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This isn’t the first lol. They just finally determined that the radioactivity in these boars is from weapons testing and not the Chernobyl disaster like they originally thought.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The blurb mentions Chernobyl.

[–] CapnAssHolo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

History books in a 100 years: but everything changed when the nuclear boar nation attacked

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

As it's read by candle light in a collapsed subway station.

[–] ShoggothRights@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm waking up to ~~ash and dust~~ radioactive boars.

[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Cody Johnston sweating intensifies