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[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 82 points 3 months ago

"Roll d6", lists 8 options.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well just in case someone has "talking crystals +2".

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

As a DM that can't do any good voices, I'm glad option 8 can't actually come up

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Easy. Become famous, talk in your normal voice.

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Just do Igor, he's a fake deep voice that always says oh bother and is on the verge of rope.

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

lol, came here to say my favorite part was that you can't even get them all

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 16 points 3 months ago

"Roll a d6"

[Result table has 8 entries]

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago
  1. "Ugly... ugly... ugly bag... of... mostly water."
[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

I'd swap one of those out for 'Cryptic Message from Future Self". I also really happen to like fucking with my players at times, though.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 months ago

It says to roll a D6 and then gives eight possible results...

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