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i want a fish 😢 (files.catbox.moe)
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[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 33 points 3 months ago

Give a girl a fish and she stares at you for a day.
Give her a fishing rod and she will stare at you for the rest of her life.

[-] tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

aggressively stares at you until the end of time

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 3 months ago

May interest you in a blåhaj instead?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Sharks are fish, so this is a win!

[-] tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

omg blåhaj

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago

“Hey baby, are you a deep sea trawler? Because you’re the fundamental driving force behind fish stock depletion and marine ecosystem collapse. Unrelated, here’s a fish.”

[-] alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 months ago

don’t kill fish, instead offer blåhajs

[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

🫴🐟here for you

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago

If I had a man who knew how to properly set up and maintain a healthy aquarium environment with proper PH and knew the dangers of nitrate levels, I'd be so happy!

[-] AdellcomdoisL@beehaw.org 9 points 3 months ago

What a specific, yet sincere, longing. I wish you good luck on your endeavor.

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Thank you! Any man who can show that he has the desire and competence to educate himself enough to properly care for another living creature, especially creatures as sensitive as fish, shows that he has the ability to put that kind of thought & care into a relationship, as well.

I love fish and reptiles. A guy who is passionate about taking care of their delicately detailed needs in order to keep them happy & healthy makes me happy, too!

[-] tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

i want a man to set up an aquarium so i can swim in it

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

✨️❤️ Dream man ❤️✨️

[-] colin@lemmy.uninsane.org 7 points 3 months ago
[-] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Please don't give me a fish

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

If you keep going and hand out bread you could feed like 4000 people

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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