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Crowdstrike fucks up half of the IT Sector and beyond (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by jackmarxist@hexbear.net to c/technology@hexbear.net

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https://www.reddit.com/r/crowdstrike/comments/1e6vmkf/bsod_error_in_latest_crowdstrike_update/

Link to the Tech Alrt from crowdstrike's support form: https://supportportal.crowdstrike.com/s/article/Tech-Alert-Windows-crashes-related-to-Falcon-Sensor-2024-07-19

Someone of Wallstreetbets started shorting their stock yesterday lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1e6ms9z/crowdstrike_is_not_worth_83_billion_dollars/

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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

meow-tableflip

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m always surprised we have so many iRacers here.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

lol I think it’s just us two.

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

first-time This happened in 2010 also https://archive.is/seLwa

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

LMAO it was the same guys back then too! https://www.reuters.com/article/us-mcafee-departures-idUSTRE79H63Y20111018/

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Good reminder that computers aren’t of nature

Hope this happens more tbh

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what Crowdstrike is, but at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

This is just the classic case of the real malware being the antimalware all this time.

[–] RaspberryTuba@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

I forget people would actually take these guys seriously and trust millions of dollars with them.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rip I just got the "we're fucked" text from my employer. Looks like America's least favorite company is internally screwed.

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Must be hard working for the CIA

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Just the NSA. Dental plan is better.

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