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Petting Zoo Selling Toddler Fingers For 25 Cents
(www.theonion.com)
Obviously fake, $0.25 doesn’t buy anything any more
The buffalo flavor are the best.
salty tears and vinegar <3 <3 <3
Idk, random sticky substance is kinda selling rn
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