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Petting Zoo Selling Toddler Fingers For 25 Cents (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] worldwidewave@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Obviously fake, $0.25 doesn’t buy anything any more

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

The buffalo flavor are the best.

[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

salty tears and vinegar <3 <3 <3

[-] averyminya@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

Idk, random sticky substance is kinda selling rn

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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