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He didn’t even come up with the idea of gluing the blender to his leg, he just bought out the guy that did and is claiming it as his own.
Elon called the real inventor a pedo and deleted the guy’s twitter account
What a timeline we live in that I had to double check the community this was posted in to verify it was satire
it's like rimworld when you replace one of your transhumanist colonist's legs with a piece of wood
yaharr!
Then there's this
It scares me that, at a $5000 pricetag, that sounds very cheap for mobility equipment.
Yeah I'm waiting for the $30,000 medical version that's the exact same just white
I half expected this to be "Not the onion". We are talking about D'Elon after all.
I feel bad for that Vitamix
Is this funny?
this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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