this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2024
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[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 67 points 3 months ago

So, I thought it was trying to locate the power socket on the wall and plug itself in. This was great.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Might be the best pepe

[–] simple@lemm.ee 49 points 3 months ago

Walking toilet barges into room, starts pissing everywhere

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

I like the paradox of the thing having a laser for precision.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

are others here too young to know?

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago

What the fuck is this thing going to do ... Oh

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It was working quite well up until the part where it started jizzing paint everywhere for no reason

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

WTF did I just watch?

[–] SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Pollockbot - 3000

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is it supposed to be for

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

But what was it intended to do

Edit: fill the holes?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago
[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just like my Harbor Freight paint sprayer!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Even the cheap purple one works way better than that.

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 8 points 3 months ago
[–] AscendantSquid@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

I fully expected it to stick a fork in that socket

[–] Raglesnarf@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

that was a great laugh, thank you.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 3 months ago

Jackson Pollock Bot, away!

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

Almost as good as Heinz Automato.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Makes a robot painter;

Robot painter paints!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml -4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Meanwhile, the video buffers af. I have gigabit ethernet, it's not my fault.

[–] null@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Works fine on my crappy 25Mbps.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Still the same here. Maybe region related.