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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 198 points 1 month ago

The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.

[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 168 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 month ago

I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but straight from the carton? In public?

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[-] BennyInc@feddit.org 185 points 1 month ago

It depends on how you drink it.

[-] Alpha71@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

I still can't believe they put that in Mortal Kombat.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 93 points 1 month ago
[-] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 month ago
[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Weird criminals drink milk, normal people drink orange juice.

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[-] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

My partner and I once went as Leon and Matilda for Halloween. I finished off a quart of milk and filled it with pre-mixed negroni cocktai to sneak it into a party as part of my costume. Boy howdy, I was so drunk I was speaking in tongues at the end of the night.

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Fucking milk drinker walking around Skyrim.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can’t help but wonder if people were laughing at something besides the milk. Were they wearing a Sailor Moon outfit, complete with wig?

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

Would you risk openly laughing at a dude drinking milk, dressed as Sailor Moon?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

I'd be too busy masturbating

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago

absolutely not. In the name of the moon (and milk), they'd punish me

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[-] criitz@reddthat.com 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No one was laughing, this is all fantasy in OOP's head

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 41 points 1 month ago

Folks really need to normalize casually drinking milk the same way people drink CO2-infused sugar water. Milk is delicious and a great base source of nutrients.

[-] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Move over, Hydro Homies. Now is the time for Milk Mates.

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[-] orb360@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago

I'll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.

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[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

OP was drinking milk out of the carton. I'd side-eye someone walking around drinking a 2 liter just as hard.

[-] yboutros@infosec.pub 10 points 1 month ago

You're right, we need water fountains with milk instead

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[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 month ago
[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Milk is fucking delicious.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago

Drinking milk straight from the carton, in public?

Have you no self respect, Anon?

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago

We're jealous you can drink milk at all without shitting yourself violently.

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Add some kahlua and vodka. You got a White Russian goin’.

[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

Too many lactose intolerant people.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

his mistake was that it wasn't beer (alcohol) /s

Honestly, this reminds me of the "facebook crisis": it's forbidden to show a nipple publicly on facebook, but they accept pictures of guns. Really shows you their values and ideals.

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[-] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

What's a milk drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

One time I was working a late shift in winter and I just needed something warm. I heated up some water and just poured it into my coffee cup. My co-worker looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was a "weird cat" which in itself is kind of ironic. Then he proceeds to fill his coffee mug with diet dr pepper and walk out into a blizzard like it was nothing.

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[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Anon was Canadian so the milk was a gallon in an awkward plastic bag.

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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

Fake? On 4chan‽ Say it ain't so!

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

They know you paid for a cow to be raped, anon. They know you're a nasty carnist

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago
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