[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Stick actual Elvis at the top of that list please

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Yep, turns out when your tinkering around in someone's brain it's good to make sure you're not breaking the thing they like doing

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Think of it like his, hers, theirs, its

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Err, yeah, the point of beans on toast is that it's the simplest, most basic hot comfort food you can just throw together

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Interesting, solicitors are mandatory in the UK, making estate agents even more pointless

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

No such thing as bad press, eh?

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Save them all in your cheeks then blast them at the chef like Yoshi

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

Assuming this is in the US? Do you not have solicitors who do all the actual legal paperwork?

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Do you think seatbelts should be banned because you're a careful driver? Do you think use-by dates should be removed because you've never got sick? Do you think stupid people should suffer because you're more clever than them? Are you an empathy-lacking sociopath?

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Well I disagree, because I find having to scroll up and down more often makes it less readable, and if I wanted it to be thin I'd make the browser window thin. Return to 90s websites where the site just gives you the info and how to display it is left entirely to the browser and the user.

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Every website that's mainly for displaying text (think into pages, blogs, Q&A) assumes your browser window is portrait like a phone screen. If I have widened my window I want the text to reach the edges, not float in a central column with masses of useless whitespace either side.

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

You pass your unlocked phone to another person!?

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Marketing (jlai.lu)

cross-posted from: https://jlai.lu/post/8699927

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Eyyyyy, howya dune? (lemmy.world)

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16909773

Only works if you pronounce "dune" like "doon", but I'm not going to let pronunciation get in the way of a good pun

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Do any of them know what the word "liberal" actually means?

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