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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 80 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He should have shown her the old timey dirigible I assume he arrived in. Bitches love dirigibles...

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

They would use him for an insta pic and then take it on the arches.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 63 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was she real, or just a mercury induced hallucination?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 65 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

Imaginary green fairy girls' butocks aren't affected by gravity

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It helps to own a steel mill… all the steel mills

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 months ago

And all the railroads. And a company town named after you.

[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Legit I know some nerrrrdy girls he'd catch with this.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Assuming this post is not satire, I get the impression he doesn’t want nerdy girls but non-nerdy cheerleader/sorority types. But I think this is a joke.

[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Been in his position once in my life; guys like this will take any girl - they're starved for attention at all.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 36 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ladies, you are missing a true gentleman right here. This guy can make banks error in your favor and allow you to collect $200 every time you pass Go.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 months ago

That guy would get so laid at a steampunk convention.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why don't girls ever go for the Victorian bank clerk? 😔

[–] clark@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't misspeak. Some of us certainly do!

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 3 points 3 months ago

This brings a whole new context to your Everett True posts.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll give the kid an A for effort, but this is pretty cobbled together and clearly not tailored correctly. See if you really wants to look sharp, needs to go for a full ass suit and then match the hat to that, rather than a slightly mismatched piecemeal ensemble.

Also he should then throw that in the fire because a t-shirt and jeans are better than class warfare in clothing form.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

I mean, fit is kinda clean 👀

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There used to be a guy at all the nightclub techno scene events I went to which dressed like a 1920’s mobster. Never saw him pull a flapper tho

[–] clark@midwest.social 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Idk man, his fit goes harder than any jock's imo.

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah, these kind of posts always feel kinda mean if it's not him that's put that caption.

People who aren't conventionally attractive are allowed to have a sense of style and wear fun clothes too.

Everett True wouldn't put up with this shit

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

The outfit suggests personality but the whining suggests desperate, thirsty, attention whore. Probably should work on that.

[–] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

ZZ TOP MENTIONED HOLY SHIT

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Then stop wearing one and let the ladies have their fun!