Seems like something that's said by an employer that doesn't pay enough

"Everyone wants to be paid to sit at a desk and make more money instead of dying of heatstroke or getting hit by traffic for peanuts"

Nobody wants to be underpaid anymore.

Business owners, if you want to work so bad, why don't you do it for free?

Then you could use that money to pay someone who doesn't want to work to work.

Productivity would go way up!

Nobody wants to be exploited anymore. We still will be, though...

See there's always been a problem with that phrase.

I don't want to work anymore

I never wanted/want to work

That's the whole fucking reason you have to pay me to do it. If you weren't paying me I wouldn't fucking work

Hmm, I think maybe human beings don’t like working in general

The simple fact that business owners and their lackeys/ilk seem to fail to be able to grasp, most of us never wanted to work for them in the first place. We wanted to pursue our own happiness and joy, not pursue money we will never see for ourselves because they build fortunes on our wasted lives.

We never wanted to work in the first place you fuckwits.

Damn, who knew people worked to feed themselves and their families instead of doing it as a hobby. I wonder, maybe increasing wages would attract more workers???

Hallelujah!