Never trust anything with a beak. Except for crows; crows are bros.
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Live fast eat ass
You do the best you can with what you've got.
Do what you have to do before you do what you want to do .
If you go outside, have a way to get back in.
I have one but I'll tell ya later.
As my blood type always says: be positive!
I mean, I'm not B+, but I like the sentiment.
If you don't know why, somebody else does.
Safety first.
It's boring, and not good advice for living a life or making big decisions, but in the day-to-day it reminds me to be careful.
Too strange to live, too rare to die by HST.
Sums up my life pretty well.
my motto is 'im otto, i came to get blotto"
"I like my coffee bitter, like life"
"If it tastes good It is not healthy"
Just to clarify, I am not a super healthy eater. I like to use this expression when the topic comes up to point out that there is no magic and is a miserable experience to lose weight and eat better, better to come to terms with it.
Yeah. I am not a super positive person.
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Jack of all trades, master of one.
Don't be "that guy".
Depending on the situation, whatever "that guy" is will be different, but generally I try not to be "that guy". Very rarely "that guy" is a good guy, and then the whole philosophy breaks down, but most of the time that's not the case, and I am happy trying not to be "that guy".
Probably something like "It's probably not as bad as you think" which applies to people, situations, difficulty of talks and a lot other stuff.
I don't have a motto but if anyone is looking for one "This page intentionally left blank." would be amazing
I have several but by far the most common is "fuck em"
Mainly used when people wanna hit me with some dumb shit and act like it's my problem. Fuck em.
Before doing anything ask yourself "would a stupid person do that?" If they would, do not do that thing.
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If this was easier, others could do it, too.
Sadness is just as temporary as happiness
Your lack of planning is not my emergency.
Stuff exists, the rest is sh!t we've made up.
Life is short, live it fast