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A seating chart for an "8 HOUR FLIGHT" with the text "PICK YOUR SEAT" at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
4 because I'd love to see what that dude was like in an untelevised conversation.
Punch airport security and get on a no-fly list.
If this is all hypothetical, I'll take one for the team and attempt a water landing when the fuel runs out over the Pacific. The hunger games of the survivors would be worth it.
2
Then sell him some talisman that will make him win the election for 1.000.000$
He can't pay tho
4, because I am a glutton for punishment.
i bet 2 would share his drugs so 2
4 maybe as well, but don't let the prudes in 6 see or they'll call the cops, and don't let 9 see or they'll hog all of it.
Pick who you want to be farting next to the entire flight. For me, it’s 4.
2, as a Anarcho Syndicalist Jewish Transfem (with Autism) I would annoy him for the entire flight. The way I see it you can either let them punish you or you can become the punishment, I know which one I'm choosin.
3 is probably the most fun, 9 has the best chance of a handjob though...
"So... who sold their soul to set this up?"
not 5, because i don't want to get in between vance and a nice empty seat.
All jokes aside, why do medieval paintings suck so much when it comes to drawing animals?
NOBODY said 2?!
Obviously 2!
Someone tries to argue some point about the guy:
Actually, buddy, I met him and over the course of eight hours I learned ___________.
Maybe the learning is that he’ll lie to your face, seem very personable, is a Class A hoodwinker. Maybe it’s that he’s insufferable. Whichever, you get insight on how he treats normies he doesn’t need anything from. So you either understand more about how he deceives or more about how awful he is.
Wouldn’t ever help convince anyone of anything but should give some smug satisfaction how wrong somebody is when they walk away pretending you lost a political argument.
Edit: didn’t notice the devil. That’s a better choice. I’d still go with 7 though so I don’t have to hear trump’s voice.
Ugh, do I go with #2 where I have to worry about diaper failures and my seat being kicked, 8 where I risk witnessing CSAM, or 10 where the guy across the aisle is defiling the plane.
There's only one thing I'd be thinking about on a plane filled with that many fascists and oligarchs and it wouldn't be where I was sitting.
#5, and my cat sits in my lap.
9 has to be the most cursed seat on the plane. I guess I would take 7
3
Everyone's talking about getting laid in #9, but imagine getting laid in #6.
3, so I could kick the back of the seat in front of me as I fully recline. At least the devil might be listening to some good music.
This plan is going down for sure.
Where are the parachutes?