[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

oh man time to start digging up some old TV commercials

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

I didn't say it didn't eliminate the problem, I said it didn't make the question in the back of my mind go away

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

lame. i got fentanyl & Versed

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i got one when i was diagnosed with them at 18 but it's time for another (they give you really good drugs for a colonoscopy)

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

hey cool. thanks

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago
[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

price per sheet goin up.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 23 points 2 days ago

i have one! that didn't make the question in the back of my mind go away unfortunately

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 25 points 2 days ago

okay, I will start taking yoga now, and get back to you once I am capable of running this test

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I've had hemorrhoids for like 25 years, so I've always been very discerning about my toilet paper.

this entire time, I've been using whatever toilet paper I have found to be the softest as facial tissue, to blow my nose, as well. my reasoning being, if this stuff is gentle enough for my hemorrhoids, of course it's going to be gentle enough for repeated use on my upper lip.

then, a friend turns me on to one of those new "with lotion" facial tissues (my bathroom tissue always has aloe in it) and wouldn't you know it, my upper lip finds it to be softer than the toilet paper. but, when I try using it as toilet paper, my anus doesn't find it to be less irritating than the toilet paper.

why do my butthole and my upper lip think that different things are softer? is it just chemistry?

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 22 points 4 days ago

is there an easy way for us to abuse this system to get ourselves paid a bunch of money?

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

baller gaffer good shit

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edit - turns out rebooting it five times is what works.

when I'm using any of my Plex players, it acts like my server is turned off. when I go into settings, it says that my server is unavailable with a secure connection. I've tried restarting everything, rebooting everything, I can't watch my server.

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once a year I email my favorite flashlight manufacturer to ask if they've finally made a flashlight that just turns on and off when you push the button, and every year they're like, "no, but thanks so much for your feedback!"

be honest, have any of you ever used the flashing feature on your flashlight? did it actually come in handy? handy enough that I have to scroll past it every single time I want to turn my flashlight on or off

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watching Wild Green Yonder with a friend, me watching the movie on my Plex, them watching the version broken into episodes on Hulu.

i pulled Hulu up to make sure i stayed synced, and the Hulu version quickly pulled ahead of mine. i didn't notice a missing scene but i wasn't paying close attention to the Hulu version.

when Hulu auto-cycled to the next episode, even with outro and intro credits, it brought it back to sync with my version. we're ⅓ through episode two, and Hulu is currently 14 seconds ahead, although we started this episode synced.

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I tried searching for one but I'm just getting clumps of philosophy majors

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