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A seating chart for an "8 HOUR FLIGHT" with the text "PICK YOUR SEAT" at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Pilot: Fly the whole fucking plane into a remote mountainside.
Definitely not 4.
Forget about Alex. That seat cushion would not stay clean for long.
Sitting in seat 9 and just spending the whole flight pitting those two against each other would be pretty fun. Also probably pretty easy.
#2
Do you know how many mind games you can play with a narcissist who has nothing but piranhas surrounding him?
I've just remembered I have an urgent funeral to go to and cannot board the flight.
4,3,2,1 in that order. I'd seat hop; it would be so fun
Remember kids, suicide is always an option.
I wonder what their going rate is on 9.
We flying business or economy? If its a nice seat, 3. If were flying economy then I pick 5, that way im near the restrooms. Its time to get tex-mex at the airport.
Get ready for a lot of "I'm JD Vance, I'm running for Vice President" and questions about how long you've been working at your job.
8 and a pair of headphones, those 2 would just talk to each other and Satan is probably pretty good looking, if it's first class he probably has leg room and lap space, in the event I wanted to freak out the rest of the plane and hopefully cause at least a few fatal heart attacks
Each and every person in this flight had sat in seat 3 at some point. This is how they got to be the people they are.
Just a warning.
Is taking the Gravity Express an option? Because I would rather kill myself.
3 except they say trump smells really bad so maybe give me a respirator
I don't have enough fists. :(
Is spending the whole 8 hours in the toilet an option?
5 or 6, best opportunity for gay stuff and not terrible to look at.
Two, I would make trump symetrical with my nail + better to meet satan here, than in hell where I'll be when I die as a pro-LGBTQ+ pro choice atheist.
one question...
which of these are within the available options?
asking for a friend (who has some words to say to the one near 3 and to the ones who praise him too)