His daughter:

“Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet. We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day to day stuff for us.”

Man, Kennedys end up with a shocking number of dead things in their cars.

RFK Jr: "This is a cool story, right? People will think I'm cool?"

Brain Worm: "Yes! Yes! And tell them about the bear!"

Okay, but if it was already dead, and he didn’t kill it, what’s the big deal?

“Mr Kennedy’s apparent transport of the marine mammal skull from Massachusetts to New York, and therefore across state lines, also represented a felony violation of the Lacey Act, one of the earliest wildlife conservation laws enacted by [the] United States in 1900,” he wrote, adding that it was also illegal to possess part of any animal protected by the endangered species act.

Oh.

Are we sure John McAfee didn't fake his death and change his name to RFK? Cause this is some weird-ass John McAfee shit.

And this is only like, the fifth weirdest headline I've read about the guy.

Trump: "People are calling us weird! Quick, bring on someone that is weirder than me and Vance!"

Staffers: "Turn on the RFK signal!"

Cards against humanity-ass title

Little know fact. A worm crawled into his skull and ate a piece of his brain. The brain then died, and that's RFK JR.

Mf'er really named his kid Kick Kennedy?

What the fuck are even these headlines? What the fuck RFK Jr?!?!

I know the meme is Ted Cruz being the Zodiac killer, but are we sure it isn't actually RFK Jr?

So the unspoken bit about RFK Jr. is that he's a tweaker, right?

I mean, the details are all in the context of politically entitled progeny, but the underlying vibe I get from the stories about him is very reminiscent of the tweakers I've known over the years.

I say we make him americas next prime minister

TLDR; he ate a racoon.

This can't be fucking real.

This is a Kaufman-esque performance art piece, right? Jk rich people get a free pass on insanity.

Every headline I read about this man is pure insanity.

Everyone around Trump seems to either end up in prison, a convicted felon, or in rare cases, dead. Funny how assholes and weirdos seem to gravitate to him.

Just a friendly reminder that this man is now aligned with presidential hopeful Donald Trump.

This goes way beyond weird. No wonder the weird OLD orange felon welcomed him aboard.

Dang, we missed out on a whale beheading, bear practical joking, brain worming president! It's just too bad.