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Leonardo DiCaprirule
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Did he do it again?
Yes just recently broke up with a girlfriend that turned 26 and now dating a 19 year old.
Turned 16? Seems slightly illegal
Sorry fixed the mistake. It was 26.
Maybe he moved to Germany 💀
Ariel has her voice? What'd she trade for legs in this universe?
She's colourblind now. Can't see red flags.
Lmao savage
Sense of smell.
Is that DiCaprio?
There was a hilarious info chart that showed he left each of his couple at exactly 26 iirc
That is a graph and a half, holy shit
That's hilarious
Haha I never knew that. What a dick
Yes
Could also be the Sham-Wow guy
Someone fill me in?
Leo splits with his girlfriends a year after they’re allowed to rent cars at non-insane rates, as it is written in the Book of Avis.
Hail Avis! We try harder.
So hard, it Hertz.
So super hard, it megaHertz!
I don't remember that in my copy of The Anhkana...
Ah, you must have picked up the Budget version by accident. Common mistake.
Okay I thought it was gonna be about him dating teenagers since Ariel was sixteen in this movie
16 is under 26
This person numbers
No. I'll prove you wrong:
16
26
(16 above 26)
Checkmate.
Now that's the kind of mathematical thinking that leads to shit like imaginary numbers, [∞(∞)/∞-1] or TREE(3), and let's not forget the Mandelbrot and Julia sets.
He keeps breaking up when girls reach 26
Haha, we sure do love our quirky Grandpa, haha!
Def dont ask about where her parents are or if she or they need any help or whatever. Is free underage mermaid if found on beach.
/s
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