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[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take two burgers, two fries and one big coke.

No wait, cancel one fries and add another big coke.

No wait...

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[-] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The large soda is always a Diet Coke. Working in fast food, I learned the “add mayo, add bacon, extra cheese, no lettuce, no tomato” crowd always complements their order with a huge diet cola.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago

Ding-dong! It's the Americans. Open the country; stop having it be closed.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

always nice seeing a fellow Bill Wurtz fan

[-] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Kill them all.

Start with... that one

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

Samantha knew what she had to do, when her new Ring doorbell began to send her the MKUltra activation code.

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

5G corona virus mind control

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

woman with vaccine microchip coming in for a software update

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You have become a mod of r/Conservatives

[-] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The “Everything’s OK” alarm is working just fine.

[-] Linktank@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

I can't let you do that, Karen.

[-] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Would you like an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO!!!!!!?

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Open the Subaru doors HAL.

I'm sorry, Karen. I'm afraid I can't do that.

[-] Surp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ma'am this isn't a Wendy's it's apartment 402a stop buzzing me are you on drugs or something it's 2am.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Baconator. BACONATOR!

[-] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

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