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Le cancer (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 124 points 2 weeks ago

It says "Smoking is good for the British".

[-] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 12 points 2 weeks ago

One of us, one of us

[-] cmder@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago

It says la cigarette cause le cancer.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

THAT'S A BIG ASS CIGARETTE

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

How can you tell without perspective?

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

> le me

> smoking le cigarette like a boss

> gets le cancer

that-escalated-quickly.gif

[-] Laser@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Literally translates to "the cigarette gets you pregnant October"

[-] Lokisan@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago

It says cigarette speaks cancer

[-] A_A@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Your bad translation is unfortunately the best one of every horrible translations in here.

[-] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Cause" doesn't only mean speaks, it can also mean causes. Cigarette causes cancer

[-] Lokisan@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ah merci pour l'info. J'ai tendance à oublier que le français est ma langue maternelle

[-] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 2 points 2 weeks ago

Tu attendais vraiment de moi que je le devine ? Tu n'es même pas sur une instance française

[-] Lokisan@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

je pensais pas à mal. Bon ma réponse était un peu sarcastique je te l'accorde.

[-] snoopy@peculiar.florist 0 points 2 weeks ago

@Lokisan Not sure if it was a joke but why would a cigarette talks ? 😅
@Gork

[-] Lokisan@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

yes it was a joke. "Cause" means the same as in English but also the verb that is kind of an old slang for "speak".

[-] snoopy@peculiar.florist 1 points 2 weeks ago

@Lokisan nice one, i wasn't sure you were french :)

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I took four years of French. I remember that "La" is feminine and "Le" is masculine. So a rough translation would be:

"The feminine something something the masculine something."

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Cigarettes are for women, cancer is for men

[-] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Le grille? What the hell is that.

[-] wolfeh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was waiting for this comment. 😁

[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

It says it will change your star sign bro.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Give me tarot prognosis bro

[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Your tarot card for the day is The Sass.

Your prognosis is to keep shit posting.

[-] kjaeselrek@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Aw man, I hate working in the front end :(

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

English side ruined... Must use French instructions... "Le grille?!" What the hell is that?!

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

Wdym? It clearly says А ну чики-брики и в дамки!

[-] cley_faye@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It says "I don't really speak french but I'll write something good enough".

Seriously, it sounds really weird.

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Cancer is le bad.

[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] dan@upvote.au 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

then have a nap
Then fire ze missiles!

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

tips le fedora

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