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[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago

Putin's even throwing his spy whales out of windows?

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

He's switching it up. Now they sleep with the fishes.

[-] VubDapple@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

No dude, this time it was polonium tea.

[-] finley@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

“Polonium sea” was right there, dude

[-] 667@lemmy.radio 20 points 2 weeks ago

Archive.ph link because the site paywall and cookie rejection options are garbage: https://archive.ph/VDbAd

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Paywall? I mean thanks, that'll be helpful for a lot of people and I might even change the link to the archived one, and the cookie options are a bit crap unless you block JS; but this isn't paywalled on my end.

Maybe it's because I'm in the UK? Although I'm using a VPN...

[-] Discover5164@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

strange but the link does not load for me, in Italy.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Rest in peace, Hvaldimir, you magnificent mammal.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

thought this was another RFK jr article for a second

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Aw, man, I loved that whale! This is sadder than when Knute died!

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-34073689

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Poor thing, he's sleeping with the fishes

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