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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3368216
Stop pretending like you don't fart when you pee, there's no shame in it. That's typically the time to moan, if you're going to do it.
All while you’re looking your urinal neighbor straight in the eye.
Relevant username
Do it again, but include sneezing this time.
If you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.
But there's a small chance of it making a printout on your underpants.
Core memory
Then add cumming
Personally, I'd find it very concerning if I went to piss and farts started coming out instead.
If you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they'll come out as you relax while peeing.
But farts aren't supposed to come out of your pee hole.
...Right?
Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor
What am I supposed to say, "Doctor, I pee carbonated."
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Not with that attitude.
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Wouldn't the fart bubbles make the pee go everywhere? Like air bubbles in a garden hose when you first turn it on.
No the farts actually assist with urine release from the urethra. It's healthy.
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checks community
Yep, we're in the right place, boys.
Where is the case where I'm being efficient and do everything in 1 go?
That is the entire second row about
It's off the charts.
This man's parts send his sharts off the charts
What like brushing your teeth or showering?
Reading this was very confusing until i realized some people don't sit down to piss.
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So pissing while farting sucks but farting while pissing is OK?
Do you drop trou and stand in front of a toilet every time you need to toot the flesh whistle?
Yeah the top one is accidental so if you're farting you're probably still wearing your pants
I always put down my pants when I fart.
Farting in the office must be doubly awkward.
and aim at the ceiling. we call that room "pollock's corner"
Same for shitting/pissing.
Ah yes, I often shit while I shit.
Sometimes you think youre done and as you go to wipe, guts are like "but wait, theres more!"
Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on
That's a matter of opinion.
The picture doesn't do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.
I honestly think I’d rather shit myself while farting than piss myself. If you shit yourself you can hide it and clean up. If you piss yourself everyone can see.
I feel like you're overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.
And the smell. And the potential liquid.
Yeah, sharts aren't exactly known for being a solid log.
Nobody shits themselves with a solid.
Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:
I haven't stopped shitting for the last... checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut
Shitting turns out to be the most hazardous activity of the trifecta.
Everything is nice while shitting
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