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[-] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago

you can't bring a penis to a knife fight, man

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A penis can become a ranged weapon.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

It sure can, with the switchblade's help.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ultimate intimidation weapon.

[-] quigat@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

The penis mightier than the sword

[-] hate2bme@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Actually audibly chuckled

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2024

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