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this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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The lengths americans will go not to use a bidet.
Invent one with that sprays soapy water and I'll get one. Until then I'll continue using the shower head and/or clogging up my pipes with "flushable" wipes.
Wiping your ass with nothing but toilet paper or plain water is unsanitary and weird. It's like washing your hands without soap.
It's not like you're eating out of your ass. There's actually a reason why you must wash your hands with soap every time you have had your hand in the nether region.
Poor gal misses the sponge-on-a-stick from Rome
I'm truly grateful that I wasn't born in an era in which I'd have to wipe my ass with a sponge on a stick
It was actually worse than that .... a communal towel that was given a quick rinse with water, quick dry and handed back into circulation in the communal toilet where you all sat in one room staring at each other.
Honestly I think society would be healthier if we shat communally. Walking around pretending we don't all have anuses to each other.
It would put us all in a great environment where we could have access to our feces and an available target to throw them at, especially after a heated debate with some jerk.
They should create a communal toilet for all political discussions and public political forums everywhere.
I think that's called "Reddit." Just one big shit pit for smelling the communal gas.
Live sea sponges might I add.
Still two stars though
Well, it got the job done, did it not?
Who's manually wiping with this when they could be using the attachment that pokes the brush out and then rotates it?
Because all-in-one units are usually garbage, no traction. This one is made to go into an industrial drill press, like my old nan use to use.
Ollie went to the neighborhood dance
And he won the big door prize
It was a toilet brush, and he took it home,
And next week some of the guys
They said, "Ollie how's that toilet brush?
"The one you won from the neighbors?"
Ollie said, "It works pretty good,
"But I prefer toilet paper"
They were using the wrong end.
The right tool for the wrong job?
Best stick to the using the three seashells.
xylospongium
Isn't it better to wash with water instead of wiping?