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[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

sorry i cant see your fancy lights over the bright phone screen i'm posting on while driving

[–] shath@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

have 2800 lumens right into your retina

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Good luck, I can't see anything on the road other than a giant penny farthing anyway

[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

*gets lodged in your wheel well and mulched

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

*parks on hill, left in drive, also lodged in the wheel well and mulched

As god intended 🇺🇲🦅

obama-medal

[–] shath@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

welcome to the wheelhouse :3

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hate all LED headlights. Absolute blight on mankind.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"ah that's in my eyes, that must be high beam. I'll flash mine and get them to turn it down. ohA ARHARHRJKSHAJKLHJLK agony-limitless "

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Even normal headlights feel like highbeams to me yo, staring into the sun seems less painful in comparison

[–] facow@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Driving a sedan at night is agony in the age of SUVs and trucks with LED headlights

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

So take that agony then imagine having more than half your year in darkness and you'll have the Alaskan experience in a nutshell.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Someone should make Hövding but as a bomb vest that activates when getting hit by a car

[–] shath@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

blows my head off, directly though the windscreen onto the drivers lap where i can make horrifying eye contact as by brain juice leaks out of me over their birkenstocks

[–] shath@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

in hindsight i should've got the 6000 lumen one for fun

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 months ago

It's ok, just adjust it up or down depending on how bright incoming traffic is. It'll have the same effect.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Good on ya!

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

I’m thankful that my car’s model still has aftermarket bulbs that aren’t retina-piercers. Good luck with your suicide lumens.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago
[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Carbrains have no rights

[–] Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What about other cyclists? I’ve been blinded more often by cyclists who don’t turn their light slightly downwards than by cars

[–] shath@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

turn it downwards