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[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 88 points 2 months ago (1 children)

trump-anguish I did everything right and now we got bad blood

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nice try, but I'm still writing in Joe Biden.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

rat-salute they told us he was the only one who could beat Trump

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

this would be a fantastic bit tbh

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Further cementing the Democrats as the Party of Normies.

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[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Swift debated Trump??

spoilerThis is a joke

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[–] Finger@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

no more half measures walter

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Same day we find out part of the reason Chappelle Roan turned down playing at the White House to the President was because she had wanted to derail it to talk about Palestine and her publicist was like you really really shouldn't do that. Which is disappointing that she caved on that plan, but the liberals would have definitely crucified her for doing it too. And it is nice that the upcoming LGBT star is pro-Palestine.

[–] KimJongFun@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Swifties for Genocide. The emotes need to be updates now taylor-commie hitler-detector

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[–] booty@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 38 points 2 months ago
[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wow Dick Cheney and now this. The Coconut train has keft the station kamala-coconut-tree

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

So which Gambo character will she be compared to at the next Democratic Party fundraiser? debord-tired

[–] newmou@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

What a loser lmao

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Remember like 8 months ago when IDF swifties were posting her songs to videos supporting Zionism? I'm glad she's finally chosen to back KKKamala seconds after it became clear she was the most likely winner, though.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)

warrior

accomplish more if "we are led by calm and not chaos"

Am I a crazy person for finding this kind of liberal "empowerment dialect" extremely vacuous and cringe-worthy? It's like a sanitised version of the pep talk a pirate captain would give his men before pillaging a village, only it is for unconditionally supporting the blandest version possible of the status quo and limiting your political actions to harmless protest and voting.

The language is atrocious, the politics is abysmal and empty, yet it is being presented as something highly inspiring.

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[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Tlumpf lost the 10 year old girl vote

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[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 2 months ago

Parody country

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The country can accomplish more genocide if "we are led by calm and not chaos"

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[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

We need our genocide to be done in a calm, competent manner. It would be terrible if it was done chaotically

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago
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