[alt text: two side-by-side illustrations of a text conversation on a smartphone. The left illustration is labeled "MONOGAMY", and the phone shows a text conversation with a single text that says, "Morning Beautiful". The right illustration is labeled "QING DYNASTY", and the phone shows a text conversation with six texts in a row. From top to bottom, the texts read: "i think wife 9 is poisoning you"; "think wife 2 is poisoning you"; "i think the eunuchs are poisoning you"; "i think wife 14 is poisoning you"; "i think the kids are poisoning you"; "think the chief censor is poisoning you". On the bottom corner of the image, there is a small instagram tag for @els_comics.]