Memes

It's like the lines that the lawn mower leaves on the grass, but they're left on the carpet by the vacuum cleaner. You should try getting laid more.

Well, an automotive engine creates a vacuum in it's intake. We can use this vacuum to operate accessories like cruise control, door locks, or headlight shutters. We use rubber lines to pipe this vacuum around to the various accessories and sensors. With time these rubber lines start to degrade, crack, and leak, causing said accessories not to work and poor engine performance. An easy test is to rub your fingers along them, if it comes off on your skin, the lines need to be replaced. Reason the ladies get moist over fresh vacuum lines is because no one is getting laid if your hooptie won't idle when you get to the make out spot.

Said the dude who never operated a vacuum on a carpet. Its kool though you'll see its actually satisfying.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

You consistently and persistently post in this meme community, taking them very seriously. Don't you think it would be better to consider blocking this community for yourself?

Given that most memes offend you to the extent that you write at least two paragraphs, it might still be the best course of action for you.

Damn, folks hate the truth.

True, but I didn't take this meme to be saying those things, although some people in the comments invariably will have taken it that way.

It's more like being an active and enthusiastic participant in your shared domestic life is a general turn on. Not for me though, I'm ace. But it does make me feel good about my relationship.

Yes