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[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't this the second Harry potter book?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)
  • Sexologist's Stone
  • Chamber of Testicle Experiments
  • Prisoner of Chastity
  • Goblet of Siring
  • Torture of the Penis
  • Half-Cum Prince
  • Deathly Swallows
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

“You’re a jizzard, Harry”

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 10 points 1 month ago

That's it. You won the internet for today.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
  • Sexologist's Stone

Also known as Intimacy Specialist's Stone in the US

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Well that would depend on exactly what type of experiments he's doing.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] finley@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

My first thought. Are they tongue-based? Maybe this guy is just very dedicated to getting his oral game on-point.

When I was younger, I certainly knew that the only way I’d go from good to awesome is with practice practice practice. It paid off.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Don't look up the Henderson tool

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 month ago

It involves pagers, nbd. 😇

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[–] hoanbridgetroll@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago

He has a a free couch, he just needs help getting it out of the basement. Totally fine.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 month ago

Worst Harry Potter book ever.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

There’s warts alright

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You should be worried someone will show up before you.

[–] Fiat126@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

is this the penis explosion chamber

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

no it's a TESTICLE experiment only