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Every natural language is all of those things except used everywhere.

[–] Burstar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Clever use of 'nonsensical' here. How refreshing.

[–] Nausiyan@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

What is Japanese?

[–] amanaftermidnight@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll take English over its predecessor... shudders French, any time.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Old English is a rather precise language that isn't inheriently terrible. I long for a revival of the dead language.

[–] derelict@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Does that make French PHP?

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Than german is like Assembly, hard to learn, every flavour is completly different, everything is kind of glued together and the language is extremly prezise.

This guy deutsch's